November 2011
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“The draft was the biggest bargain in the sport, and MLB, through some bizarre...”
– Keith Law on the MLB CBA changes
Nov 23rd
October 2011
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13 Years Later And Still Nope
Fox baseball announcer Joe Buck still has a way to go to match his father, Hall of Fame broadcaster Jack Buck, in the tell-it-like-it-is department, but he’s getting there. - Sports Illustrated August 24, 1998
Oct 16th
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September 2011
1 post
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Sep 15th
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July 2011
3 posts
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Jul 16th
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Jul 4th
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June 2011
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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WatchWatch
Mo’s first career RBI
Jun 15th
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May 2011
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May 31st
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March 2011
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Mar 28th
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People Will Buy Into This But They Shouldn't
Option 1: Purchase 50 to 74 Grandstand Level tickets in Section 406 for the Malibu Rooftop Deck Group Ticket Pack at $50 per ticket and receive a semi-private, 90-minute pre-game party* with all-inclusive food and nonalcoholic beverages. Option 2: Purchase 75 or more Grandstand Level tickets in Section 406 for the Malibu Rooftop Deck Group Ticket Pack at $50 per ticket and receive a private,...
Mar 10th
February 2011
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Feb 19th
January 2011
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Things I Will Do If Andy Pettitte Does Not Come...
Weep Sob Cry Wail Bawl Howl Lament Sniffle Frown Kill myself and others
Jan 28th
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Jan 10th
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I Love To Fart: Deal With It
‘ Via Jonah Keri and Tommy.
Jan 5th
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December 2010
3 posts
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Dec 16th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 3rd
November 2010
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Nov 4th
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A Preview of Hal Steinbrenner's Response to Chuck...
Nov 2nd
October 2010
11 posts
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A Lesson in Bad Managing
Bottom 8th: San Francisco Leads Texas 2-0 - D. O’Day relieved D. Oliver — Good move! - A. Torres struck out swinging - F. Sanchez struck out swinging - B. Posey singled to right center - D. Holland relieved D. O’Day — Nate Schierholtz is a LHB but I’m not sure he warrants matchups, what with the ~.700 OPS across the board and all that. - N. Schierholtz walked, B....
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 21st
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“Vin Scully, who was the young announcer under Red Barber—he sold baseball...”
– Carl Erskine
Oct 21st
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This Is How I Felt Last Night, Except With More...
Oct 20th
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“Those guys that can really pitch, Martinez and Clemens, they’re not going...”
– Robin Roberts
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 7th
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“The Yankees will find an outfielder to replace Melky Cabrera, who is headed to...”
– Ken Rosenthal, 12/22/2009
Oct 4th
September 2010
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Fire Phil Cuzzi
This is the kind of zone where you look at it and think the cameras are off, but when you watch the game you see that they were not and that the umpire is terrible. If your zone is this bad you should not have a job being an umpire in Major League Baseball. Phil Cuzzi is also one of the autostrike 3-0 callers, a few of the absolutely ridiculous called strikes in there are due to them. Just give...
Sep 27th
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Curtis Smash
Sep 21st
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 2nd
August 2010
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Aug 29th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 1st
July 2010
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Jul 29th
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“Too flashy. I didn’t know that’s in the rulebook. Oh it’s not...”
– Brian Wilson, on his orange shoes. Marlins managed Edwin Rodriguez complained that they were too flashy and Wilson got hit with a fine.
Jul 28th
Wren & Stimpy: Update #1 (7/16-7/26)
In the first update of this series, we saw Yunel Escobar hit his first two dingers of the 2010 campaign and post a ridiculous .359/.390/.564/.403 vital line (AVG/OBP/SLG/wOBP) over his first 42 trips to the plate with the Blue Jays. This line accounted for an impressive 2.7 weighted runs above average. Go, Yunel. Down in Atlanta, Alex Gonzalez’s .394 BABIP aided him to the tune of a...
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
Wren & Stimpy
I’ll let MLB Trade Rumors founder Tim Dierkes start this off: “Braves GM Frank Wren told David O’Brien of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, “This trade improves our club for the second half of the season.”” I think Mr. Frank Wren is out of his goddamn mind, and I will dedicate my time to keeping a close eye on how these two perform henceforth so I can gloat at...
Jul 15th
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“Maybe it’s because the Dodgers were his [Frank McCourt’s] third...”
– Molly Knight, ESPN the Magazine
Jul 14th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 3rd
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June 2010
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Jun 28th